SSDD!

So...today I was running errands. I had a 1 hr. window to do them while Averi was at therapy, so I was in a rush. I was on the way back to pick her up and I must of been deep in thought. I all of a sudden couldn't remember if the light I just went through was green or red or what! I was so insecure and then I started to doubt if I had even ran any of my errands. I had to actually mentally rewind my last 30 min. and make sure I really did what I thought I had done! I was really scared for the safety of the public at that point! I think I just drive around in auto pilot all of the time. I go to the same places so often I can't remember if my memory was from today or last week! I have probably already wrote this blog and forgot about it! I have been known to have many blond moments so far in my life, I really worry about my mental stability!

For instance...(I know a lot of you have heard this story, sorry!) About 1 month ago I was pulling into a parking place and I thought it was a little tight, so I backed out and tried again. I still thought it was tight, so I decided to park somewhere else. I drove to a different spot and accidentally hit a rope tied to some cones. I just kept thinking that I was so lucky I didn't hit a car. Well...that evening a cop pulls up at my house and asked me if I owned an Armada and I said yes! He said that he had a report that my car had been involved in a hit and run incident earlier that day! I was like "who hit my car?"! He said that nobody hit me, and then informed me that I hit somebody's car. NO WAY! He wanted to see my car and of course he was right, I had "rubbed" along the car in the too tight of spot! I didn't even notice. I guess somebody else saw, and left a big note that I was a "hit-and-runner". I was so mad that they didn't even say anything to me! I was not a "hit-and-runner", I was a "hit-and-parker". So this is my latest blond moment. Oh yeah, on the way into my garage as we were walking along the back of my car, I was bragging to the cop how I never hit anything, and I have never even been pulled over. And that is when I noticed that he saw my broken tail light, and I thought "crap" and had to add in "except my garbage can in my driveway". He just rolled his eyes at me!

So, chalk another one up to my hair color. No offence to you other blonds. I have to have something to blame. I don't want to blame it on my malfunctioning brain. I think I need therapy now-chocolate therapy! James hid the M&M's from himself (me) so I am having a chocolate crisis right now (yes, I do self medicate with chocolate and diet Pepsi). I am going to have to search my whole house. On top of all of this, I think my house is haunted! When I got home today, my front door was open and I made sure it was closed tight when I left! Or, there could be another serial killer hiding in my basement right now! GREAT! I don't have time for that again!

The theme to my life is SSDD! This is supposed to say Same (swear word that starts with "s") different day, but since we all know that I "abstain from being profane", I changed it to SAME STUFF DIFFERENT DAY!

P.S.-Please don't ask my children about me swearing, they sometimes lie!