Once upon a time there were 2 tubs of cookie dough. They lived at James and Amber's house nice and cozy in their freezer. These tubs of cookie dough were like no other tubs of cookie dough. They were delicious and tempting beyond what a normal cookie dough should be! Amber and James could hear them calling from their garage night and day! Slowly Amber and James kept giving into temptation. The guilt was terrible.
Each day the tubs contained less and less cookie dough. When Amber and James realized that the cookie dough was almost gone, they decided to just eat the rest to stop the temptation, and they ate it all (There were a few cookies baked from the tubs for Amber and James' children, who were very thankful for the little bit of cookies they received from either of the tubs of dough)! Now Amber and James are kicking themselves because of the fat that has accumulated all over their bodies. They are very sad! (But...it was very delicious cookie dough!)
The End
Each day the tubs contained less and less cookie dough. When Amber and James realized that the cookie dough was almost gone, they decided to just eat the rest to stop the temptation, and they ate it all (There were a few cookies baked from the tubs for Amber and James' children, who were very thankful for the little bit of cookies they received from either of the tubs of dough)! Now Amber and James are kicking themselves because of the fat that has accumulated all over their bodies. They are very sad! (But...it was very delicious cookie dough!)
The End
4 comments:
Totally reminds me of a certain song about cheesecake :) Tubs of cookie dough are just not meant to stay in the freezer.
Heehee! That's the best story I've heard all day! :)
The cure for all obsessive cookie dough eating is to eat a whole tube by yourself, like that pillsbury dough kind, and then puke it up uncontrolably watching each chocolate chip splash into the toilet! Sorry,that is graphic but it changed my life!
Now that is funny. I love your stories.
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